God must be a very funny Person. Why? Because we are made in God's image and we all have a sense of humor! With all power in Heaven and earth, Jesus must have quite a funny bone; his Father too. I bet they are bored with over-serious religion (just as we are). One gift of the Spirit is missing from the Bible -- humor; perhaps it is a given.
I bet God gets a kick out of these funny quotes as much as we do:
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said, "No." -Margaret "Stevie" Smith
Religions change; beer and wine remain. -Hervey Allen
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. -Unknown
Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. -Robert Neville
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. -Unknown
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -Mark Twain
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are even bigger pain the second time around. -Herb Caen
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. -Lenny Bruce
Churches welcome all denominations, but most prefer fives and tens. -Uknown
He had a God-given killer instinct. -Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders talking about George Blanda
(Most if not all quotes are from The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, by Robert Byrne)
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